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chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

rachelovesklaine:

felison:

how come when a gay man hits on a straight man he’s a “predatory gay” but when a straight man hits on a lesbian it’s a “challenge”

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Amen.

theawkwardgirlwithglasses:

Pretty much.

Amen!

theawkwardgirlwithglasses:

Pretty much.

Amen!

asks:
Sorry to put this on you but I have an honest question about depression an suicide. Isn't it completely possible for it to be a alternative for someone. Can't there be someone out there who genuinely is tired and doesn't want to continue. I know there is beauty and wonderful things in this world. There are things to look forward to. There will be more pain but also more laughter. But what if I'm not interested?

cleolinda:

mattfractionblog:

well… well first off, i’d say, seek professional help immediately. because i am wildly unqualified to answer your question with anything but experience. and first off, my experience says, if you are in such a deep and dark place where you say things like this to total strangers on the internet, you need to be in contact with someone that can help you start to heal.

second, i’d say… you’re wrong. i’d say the things any of us don’t know, especially about tomorrow, could blanket every grain of sand on every beach of the world with bullshit. And to simply assume you are done tomorrow because you are done today is a mistake. a factual mistake, an error, a critical miscalculation.

i’d say, read Tad Friend’s piece JUMPERS in which he seeks and finds and talks to people that jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge — and lived. And they all say the same variations this: “I instantly realized that everything in my life that I’d thought was unfixable was totally fixable—except for having just jumped.” 

And know that this piece has kept me in my seat on more than a couple dark nights.

And i’d say — i’d say i felt that way before too, and i was wrong.

And then i’d tell you something i don’t even think my wife knows. this happend years before we met — shit, more than a decade — and it’s not   the first time i came close to suicide was on a thanksgiving night. i’d eaten well and then as the house shut down i went into the bathroom, drew a bath as hot as i could manage to stand, and climbed into the tub with a razor  blade.

As i started to cut, as the corner touched my skin and that jolt of pain fired into my head, i stopped and thought — y’know, last chance. Are you SURE?

And i was tired. I sounded like you, that i knew there’d be ups again and downs but i was just so fucking TIRED i couldn’t stand the thought of having to get there. I felt this… this never-ending crush of days that were grey and tepid but for some reason i was supposed to greet each one with a smile. the constant pressure of having to keep my shit in all the time was just exhausting.

I wondered, then — well, is there anything you’re curious about. Anything you want to see play out. And i thought of a comic i was reading and i’d not figured out the end of the current storyline. And i realized I had curiosity. And that was the hook i’d hang my hat on. that by wanting to see how something played out I wasn’t really ready. That little sprout of a thing poking up through all that black earth kept me around a little longer.

I realized then that it had been so long since i’d laughed. I was numbed out and shut down and just… i missed laughing. maybe if i laughed a little i could get moving again. so i’d wait for my comic to conclude, try to find a few laughs, and then reevaluate.

So I’m in the bathtub and i got this real sharp-ass razor, right? And i look down and there’s all my bits floating in the water like they do and i thought okay, let’s get funny and i got to work.

I shaved off exactly half my pubic hair vertically. The end result was a ‘fro of pubes that looked like a Chia Pet that only half-worked. I started to laugh as I did it. And every time i’d piss, looking down made me laugh. 

Because JESUS what a nightmare.

Shortly thereafter I got very heavily into Chuck Jones and Tex Avery. Way less chafing and way more funny.

jesus. i was still in high school at the time. dig if you will a picture of the chubby weirdo that was always giggling at his dick in the bathroom. that was me.

And then I guess I’d tell you about Dave, who did the same thing as me a few years later, only DIDN’T have my hilarious Chia Dick strategy in mind and got the razor in and up. And as he started to bleed out “Brown Eyed Girl” came on the radio and he realized he’d never get to hear that again so, in a bloody comedy of errors — I swear to god this is true — he got out of the tub, tried to get dressed the best he could, went downstairs calling for help only to find his family gone, went out to his car, and drove to doug’s house only to find doug not home and so, then, finally, he blacked out from blood loss sitting there in his car, playing a van morrison CD on repeat, until, by luck, Doug’s mom came home and found him. 

Fucking Van Morrison, y’know?

A song, a comic, something dumb, something small. From that seed can come everything else, I swear to god.

I guess last I’d say… I’d say that, look — if you reached out to me for an answer, than I have to reach back out to you and insist you hear it.  Because it means, what, you know me? My work? You read my stuff and thought, well, fuck, if anyone would know why I shouldn’t end my life, if anyone alive is QUALIFIED TO SAVE ME it’s the guy that had britney spears punch a bear? okay — okay, then, so as THAT GUY I’m saying: Get help. Now, today, tonight, whenever — get to a phone and find a doctor that can try to help you heal, that can try to recolorize your world again, that can help you start caring again. All you need is that one tiny thing, that speck, that little grain of sand. the World Series, AVENGERS 2, Tina Fey’s new show, the first issue of PRETTY DEADLY, some slice of the world you’ve never seen, some drink you love, who the fuck will love your dog like you do if you’re gone, what if jabrams KILLS it on the new STAR WARS, the hell are you doing for Halloween, you ever feed a dolphin with your bare hand? because i have and I am fucking telling you IT IS A THING TO EXPERIENCE and oh god WHAT FUCKING FONT WILL STARBUCKS USE ON THE CHRISTMAS DRINK SLEEVES THIS YEAR — i don’t care what or how dumb but i promise you somewhere in your life is that one fleck of dust that can help start you on the road back. That’s all it takes. One fucking mote, drifting through your head. 

And because you asked me I am answering you because i know, motherfucker, i know, i know, i know the hole you are fucking in because I was there myself and if you look hard you can still see my writing on those walls and if you stare long enough i swear to god it’s pointing to up

I admit to having a few bad nights in college where I thought to myself, “… yeah, but I gotta see the Lord of the Rings movies. I waited a really long time for those.” (When it got really bad, I thought about how my dog would miss me without being able to understand where I went or if I was coming back.) It does sound silly, but sometimes you do have to find something to “hang your hat on,” just to get you over the really bad impulses of a particular moment in time. And curiosity is such a strong human desire that it can be a really effective hook to pull yourself over that, as silly as it might sound in the cold light of day.

Oh my god. Yes.

Wow. I never thought I would read something that was so ME.

collowrath:

miss-andrea:

thesejulez:

She’s valid.

"I could literally cook meth because of that show, It’s a how-to."
1. No it’s not.
2. That’s not even allowed.
3. Even if it were, it probably still wouldn’t be because going through all the intricacies of making illegal drugs would detract from the plot.
4. No it’s fucking not.
5. No it is FUCKING NOT.
6. JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED


Miley Cyrus is literally retarded oh my fucking god

Okay, while her details may be off, Miley Cyrus’ point is still valid. The sense of morality is rather muddled in this country.Also, “retarded” is fading out of modern parlance, but according to the traditional definition, in order for Ms. Cyrus to be LITERALLY retarded, she would have to have an IQ of 70 or less. Just satin’. :-p

collowrath:

miss-andrea:

thesejulez:

She’s valid.

"I could literally cook meth because of that show, It’s a how-to."

1. No it’s not.

2. That’s not even allowed.

3. Even if it were, it probably still wouldn’t be because going through all the intricacies of making illegal drugs would detract from the plot.

4. No it’s fucking not.

5. No it is FUCKING NOT.

6. JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED

Miley Cyrus is literally retarded oh my fucking god

Okay, while her details may be off, Miley Cyrus’ point is still valid. The sense of morality is rather muddled in this country.

Also, “retarded” is fading out of modern parlance, but according to the traditional definition, in order for Ms. Cyrus to be LITERALLY retarded, she would have to have an IQ of 70 or less. Just satin’. :-p

transaervania:

next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government

msmeiriona:

HEY FOLLOWERS:

HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

ARE YOU HYDRATED?

IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?

HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?

FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.

ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:

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Guys, I am so Concierge from The Awesomes.

So in my latest (possibly misguided, almost definitely short-lived) quest for self-help and self-improvement, I’ve begun an e-class that I stumbled across over teh interwebs: Being Me: 52 Weeks of Soul Searching and Loving Yourself.

It’s an intriguing course (complete with art journaling!), and what caught my eye the most was the leader’s honesty; how she’s let herself go in many ways, eaten a lot of crap, just existed, and the like. God knows, I know all about the cycle of defeat and self-loathing that can come from that behavior. So I figured I would give this a whirl. 

Week 1 was about establishing a morning routine. For me, this may be the one hardest thing I ever do—like all the depressed women in my family (and dear god there are a lot of us), I love my sleep. And the alarm clock is no friend of mine. So I ignore it a lot, and of course it’s to my detriment, and as a result I sail out the door having done little beyond basic showering, dressing, and the like. Breakfast, quiet time, exercise? Forget it. And so half the time I begin my day feeling scattered, ill-prepared and distracted.

So, the results? Not bad. Each weekday I managed to get up around 6:15 or so, do a little stretching, shower, breakfast, actually style my hair, accessorize. I don’t know that I felt that much more empowered, but perhaps I was better equipped to deal with a week that turned out to be filled with deadlines, melodrama, and good-byes.

So, anyway, here’s my attempt at art-journaling about my routine, based on a line from the Elbow song “One Day Like This.”

Next up, week 2: Mission Statement.